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Jackie Mason’s gal pal arrested after home brawl

Saturday, March 31st, 2012

By JAMIE SCHRAM

Last Updated:          3:56 PM, March 30,  2012

Posted:          2:43 PM, March 30, 2012

It was no laughing matter for Jackie Mason.

The elderly stand-up comedian called cops early today after he and a gal pal  got into a tiff in his apartment and he wound up scratched on his arm,  law-enforcement sources said.

The 48-year-old woman, Kaoru Suzuki- McMullen, was arrested and charged with  misdemeanor assault.

Mason, who cops said is 83, was at his W. 57th St. apartment with  Suzuki-McMullen, who they described as his girlfriend, at 6:30 a.m. when they  got into an argument, according to law-enforcement sources.

Mason wanted her to leave, and he grabbed his cellphone to call the doorman,  the sources said.

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Jackie Mason at lunch last week.

Suzuki-McMullen tried to take the phone from his hands, and he suffered  scratches and bruises on his left wrist in the struggle, sources said.

While they tussled over the phone, he tried several times to call down to the  doorman, cops said.

He finally got away from Suzuki-McMullen,who is 5-foot 7 and weighs 112  pounds, and used the cell phone to call 911, authorities said.

When cops got there, she told them that Mason was the aggressor. However,  since Mason had the scratches, cops did not charge him.

A doorman at Mason’s apartment building said Mason ”left for the weekend  earlier today.”

 

Tennessee Mother Faces Possible Jail Time For Baptizing Children

Saturday, March 31st, 2012

 

March 30, 2012 12:51 PM

 

 

 

 

File photo of a baptism. (credit: AHMAD GHARABLI/AFP/Getty Images)

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — A Shelby County mother is facing contempt-of-court charges and possible jail time for baptizing her two children without the knowledge or consent of her ex-husband.

This week the Tennessee Court of Appeals said Lauren Jarrell must face a criminal contempt hearing for violating a court order that said major decisions regarding the religious upbringing of her two children should be made jointly with her-ex-husband.

The mother and her ex-husband, Blake Jarrell, are both Christian — he’s a Methodist and she’s a Presbyterian.

Court records say the father thought the children should be baptized once they are older. He has asked that his ex-wife be found in criminal contempt for baptizing the children without his knowledge or permission.

If convicted, she could face 20 days in jail and a $100 fine.

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Study: Conservatism ‘linked to low brainpower’…

Saturday, March 31st, 2012


Is Conservatism Our Default Ideology?

New research provides evidence that, when under time pressure or otherwise cognitively impaired, people are more likely to express conservative views.

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According to a recent Gallup poll, 40 percent of Americans describe themselves as conservative, while only 21 percent call themselves liberal. (Another 35 percent are self-identified moderates.)

This gap has long puzzled scholars. If left and right ideologies comprise a mutually dependent yin-yang system, reflecting different approaches to meeting our most basic needs, shouldn’t they be held by roughly the same proportion of people?

One possible explanation is that some “conservatives” wear the label quite loosely. Another points to the long-established link between right-wing attitudes and a tendency to perceive the world as threatening. In an era where the latest scare is constantly being hyped on television and the Internet, it stands to reason that conservatism would dominate.

Newly published research proposes a somewhat different, and quite provocative, answer.

A research team led by University of Arkansas psychologist Scott Eidelman argues that conservatism — which the researchers identify as “an emphasis on personal responsibility, acceptance of hierarchy, and a preference for the status quo” — may be our default ideology. If we don’t have the time or energy to give a matter sufficient thought, we tend to accept the conservative argument.

“When effortful, deliberate responding is disrupted or disengaged, thought processes become quick and efficient,” the researchers write in the Personality and Social Psychology Bulletin. “These conditions promote conservative ideology.”

Eidelman and his colleagues’ paper will surely outrage many on the left (who will resist the notion of conservatism as somehow natural) and the right (who will take offense to the idea that their ideology is linked to low brainpower). The researchers do their best to preemptively answer such criticism.

“We do not assert that conservatives fail to engage in effortful, deliberate thought,” they insist. “We find that when effortful thought is disengaged, the first step people take tends to be in a conservative direction.”

The researchers describe four studies that provide evidence backing up their thesis. In each case, they used a different method to disrupt the process of deliberation, and found that doing so increased the odds of someone espousing conservative views.

Their first method was a time-tested one: inebriation. Researchers stood outside the exit of a busy New England tavern and offered to measure patrons’ blood alcohol level if they would fill out a short survey. Eighty-five drinkers agreed, expressing their opinions of 10 statements such as “production and trade should be free of government interference.”

“Bar patrons reported more conservative attitudes as their level of alcohol intoxication increased,” the researchers report.

A second experiment featured 38 University of Maine undergraduates who filled out a similar survey. Half did so while working on “a distraction task” that required them to listen closely to a tape of tones that varied in pitch.

Those who had to do two things at once, and were thus under a heavier “cognitive load,” were more likely than their peers to endorse conservative attitudes, and less likely to endorse liberal positions.

In a third experiment, participants under time pressure were more likely to endorse conservative viewpoints than those who were not. In a fourth experiment, those asked to “give your first, immediate response” were more likely to express support for words and phrases linked to conservatism (such as “law and order” and “authority”) than those who were instructed to “really put forth effort and consider the issue.”

Eidelman notes that this dynamic was found with different populations (college students and bar patrons) and in people from different parts of the country (three of the experiments were conducted in Maine, a fourth in Arkansas). He adds just one caveat: “Largely, our sample consisted of political centrists.”

“Ideology is multiply determined, coming from many sources, including values, experience, history and culture,” the researchers note. It’s unclear whether this rightward drift would occur in a population of strongly committed but cognitively overloaded liberals.

Similarly, it’s not certain whether die-hard right-wingers would express even more conservative views under these conditions. What does seem clear is that our first impulse tends to be to stick with the tried and true, and this attitude aligns better with conservative ideas than liberal ones.

“The bad news for liberals is we’re saying that conservatism has a certain psychological advantage,” Eidelman said. “The bad news for conservatives is that someone who has a knee-jerk conservative reaction may change their mind about an issue after giving it more thought.”

Of course, it’s an open question as to what percentage of the population genuinely ponders political issues, rather than simply going with their initial instincts. This suggests liberals face a significant challenge in converting people to their cause.

As Eidelman puts it: “It might take a little extra effort to convince yourself (to support a liberal position), and a little extra work to convince others.”

Want to save marriage? Crack down on divorce

Saturday, March 31st, 2012

Christians pick and choose when it comes to homosexuality, but not so much on other marriage matters.

  • Article by: TIM TURNER
  • Updated: March 30, 2012 – 6:20 PM

 

 

Photo: file, Star Tribune

 

I am a Christian. I am also a divorced and remarried man. Under a literal reading of the Bible, I am to be excluded from and unable to inherit the Kingdom of God.

This is not an obscure Old Testament doctrine. It comes straight from the mouth of Jesus and the writings of Paul.

In Matthew 19:9, Jesus says directly: “I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery.”

He doesn’t add any qualifiers or allow for any exceptions anywhere else in the New Testament. Paul, in I Corinthians, adds “adulterers” to his list of those who will not inherit the Kingdom of God.

That’s me.

Yet the interesting thing is that I am completely accepted in any church I choose to go to. Nobody expects me to “come out of” my “divorced and remarried lifestyle” to be a part of their church.

This command is largely ignored in the Christian church today, even in evangelical circles. It makes one wonder why.

Considering all the furor over homosexuality, one would be led to assume that Jesus had much more to say about homosexuality than about divorce. But of course most of us realize that Jesus never addressed homosexuality at all, not a word.

He was very clear about remarrying after divorce, and he put some pretty strict guidelines on divorce itself. But not a word on the sin of being gay.

Yes, Paul did on several occasions discuss homosexuality, lumping homosexuals in with us adulterers on his list of people who will not inherit the Kingdom of God.

I bring this up in light of the ongoing argument that homosexual marriage is a threat to the family. We have to ask ourselves: Did Jesus see it that way?

It would appear the real threat that he saw to the family was divorce (and remarriage), and we see the wreckage that is doing to families and children all around us.

Want to protect marriage? How about enacting laws that make it tougher to get a divorce?

How about, if you do get divorced, we put in a law making it illegal to get married again? Then at least each partner would be focused on the kids who exist now and on what’s best for them, even if their parents don’t get along.

How about a law prohibiting anyone under the age of 21 from having a baby without being married? We have laws banning smoking until age 18 and drinking until 21.

Yes, kids still smoke and drink, but there is a stigma attached about breaking the law that does prevent it from being worse than it is.

Do these laws sound absurd? Well, all of them could be supported from a Biblical perspective more readily than a ban on gay marriage.

So why all the blood, sweat and tears on the gay-marriage issue and not on the things that are truly a threat to families? Sadly, that’s easy enough to figure out.

Within our churches, and even the evangelical community, we want the freedom to do what we want.

We want to divorce when we want to and to remarry when we are ready, and we don’t worry too much about those troublesome words Jesus spoke 2,000 years ago. Christians divorce and remarry at a very similar rate to that of everyone else in our society.

However, most of us are not homosexuals; we may not even know any. And really, we have to draw the line somewhere, don’t we?

It’s often said God would never create someone homosexual. But how do we know that?

Even if we agree that being homosexual is less than the ideal, look around — every one of us is created less than the ideal in some way.

God created us all, and since the Fall (in Christian doctrine), we’re all in the same boat, with varieties of personality defects and physical flaws that God has allowed. Why is homosexuality any different?

Writing this certainly isn’t going to endear me to my evangelical friends, whom I love and cherish.

However, it seems that despite their zeal to hold to a “literal” reading of the Bible, the ability to pick and choose what one reads literally remains alive and well.

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Tim Turner, of Coon Rapids, is a former pastor who works in the juvenile-justice system.

Brandon Lee died 19 years ago today, at the age of 28.

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Goodness gracious, Jerry Lee Lewis weds for seventh time

Friday, March 30th, 2012

Fred Prouser / Reuters file

Jerry Lee Lewis in 2010.

 

By Rolling Stone

Jerry Lee Lewis has married his cousin’s ex-wife, CNN reports.

This is the seventh marriage for the 76-year-old rocker, who wed Judith Brown on March 9 in Natchez, Miss. Brown was once married to Lewis’ cousin Rusty Brown.

Lewis is no stranger to unconventional paths to romance. The singer infamously married his cousin, Myra Gale Brown — Rusty’s sister –- when he was 23 and she was only 13 years old back in 1958. This marriage, a tabloid sensation at the time, tarnished Lewis’ reputation and did some damage to his career.

Adolf Hitler Toilet Paper Creates Furor Against German Artist Georg Buchrucker

Friday, March 30th, 2012

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Posted: 03/29/2012  5:47 pm Updated: 03/29/2012  5:56 pm

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German artist Georg Buchrucker has created a furor with his line of Adolf Hitler-themed toilet paper.

 

A cheeky German artist is rolling in controversy after creating toilet paper featuring Adolf Hitler’s face — without the trademark mustache.

Georg Buchrucker, 32, created what he calls the “Draw Your Own Sh**ler” as a satirical statement against the evil dictator.

Folks who pay $4.70 for each roll at his website are invited to add their own “brown mustache” right on der Fuhrer’s face.

“My toilet paper is not just practical, it is making a point with humor,” he told Metro.co.uk. “Which mustache-wearing man in history would deserve this treatment more than Hitler?”

Buchrucker, who heils, er, hails from Bonn, Germany, says he’s getting orders for the Hitler heiney wipes from as far away as America and Australia, but is surprised by the furor that he’s created.

“I’m just really pleased that my idea was so popular but I wish some people who are attacking me would loosen up a bit,” he told AllVoices.com.

Whether or not Buchrucker is guilty of crappy art is a matter of opinion, but — and this is a big but — many Germans are known to be a bit openly obsessed with poop.

For instance, earlier this year, a group of German linguists chose “shitstorm” as the “Anglicism of the Year.”

Other excrement examples cited by blogger Carmel Lobello of Death and Taxes include a popular folk character called “Der Dukatenscheisser,” aka “The Money Shitter,” who is commonly depicted pooping coins from his rear end, and folk sayings like, “As the fish lives in water, so does the shit stick to the asshole.”

And that slams the lid on this story.

Hitler Shampoo

 

RIP – George Edward Thompson IV MEMBER OF Minneapolis ’60S FOLK GROUP THE SWAGMEN

Friday, March 30th, 2012
He never lost his love for music
By CURT BROWNcurt.brown@startribune.com

Nearly 50 years ago, the Four Seasons’ “Big Girls Don’t Cry” and Elvis’ “Return to Sender” were running one-two on Billboard magazine’s Top 100 pop chart. But the magazine also took notice of a Minneapolis band of folk musicians called the Swagmen on page 20 of its Nov. 17, 1962, issue, predicting some of their “guitar tunes … sung with excitement … could get some spins.”

Within two years, the Swagmen were appearing on “The Mike Douglas Show” on TV and opening for Bill Cosby in Greenwich Village.

George Edward Thompson IV was the man behind the guitar and banjo for the Swagmen and a list of other local bands. A popular local entertainer for decades, known by his stage name, Sonny Shawn, Thompson died Monday from pulmonary fibrosis. He was 83.

“Music was his love,” said his wife of nearly 32 years, Mary Jane Thompson of Hopkins. “There were so many clubs — I could list thousands — and people would line up around theblock to hear them play.”

Born in Minneapolis in 1928, Thompson served during the end of World War II and in the Korean War. He returned home and worked installing TV antennas and as a surveyor for the city of Edina. But he followed his musical passion, playing piano, bongo drums, guitar and banjo and forming a calypso band in the late 1950s.

Sonny, as everyone knew him, played with bands including the Trade Winds and the Rambling Rogues. He was perhaps best known for his comedy/folk music duo in which he played the straight man for his stand-up bass-playing partner and funnyman, Bob Casto. In 1962, Sonny & Co. signed a deal with Parkway Records, which released “Meet the Swagmen” — an album that’s still available on eBay.

Thompson’s bands played at venues from Eveleth, Minn., to local clubs such as Club 26, Mr. Nibs, Diamond Jim’s and the Surfside. In the early 1980s, he considered retiring, but couldn’t stop singing and playing. So he invested thousands of dollars in a little-known, sing-along gadget called a karaoke machine.

“Back then, I thought he was crazy, but he was amazing and really introduced karaoke to Minnesota,” his wife said. “He was a true gentleman who never held a grudge and was generous to a fault.”

His karaoke machine was a mainstay at T.J. Hooligan’s in Prior Lake for a dozen years.

Beside his wife, Thompson is survived by sisters Marjorie Douville of St. Louis Park and Barbara Sampson of Prior Lake; brothers John Thompson of Fargo and Ron Thompson of Florida; children Lynda Hart of St. Louis Park, George Thompson of Deerwood, Doug Thompson of Waconia, Sheryl Wiggins of Spring Lake Park, Michelle Kiemel of Hopkins, Ronald Scott Olson of Hopkins and Steve Olson of Savage; 15 grandchildren and 16 great-grandchildren.

A private burial service will be held at Fort Snelling National Cemetery next week and a public reception, complete with Sonny’s music and plenty of karaoke, is scheduled for April 29 from 2 p.m. to 7 p.m. at the American Legion at 12375 Princeton Av. in Savage.

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Urine-soaked ‘virgin boy eggs’ are a springtime taste treat in China

Thursday, March 29th, 2012

Aly Song / Reuters

51-year-old vendor Ge Yaohua eats a hard-boiled egg cooked in boys’ urine at his stall in Dongyang, Zhejiang province.

By Reuters

DONGYANG, China – Officials in China have listed a local food delicacy of eggs soaked in boys’ urine as part of the region’s intangible cultural heritage.

Every spring, street vendors in the city of Dongyang sell ‘virgin boy eggs’ as a unique snack.


Basins and buckets of boys’ urine are collected from primary school toilets. Eggs are then soaked and cooked in the urine. 

There is no good explanation for why it has to be boys’ urine, just that it has been so for centuries.

The scent of these eggs being cooked in pots of urine is unmistakable as people pass the many street vendors in Dongyang who sell it, claiming it has remarkable health properties.

Aly Song / Reuters

A vendor pours a bucket of boys’ urine into a pot of hard-boiled eggs.

“If you eat this, you will not get heat stroke. These eggs cooked in urine are fragrant,” said Ge Yaohua, 51, who owns one of the more popular “virgin boy eggs” stalls.

“They are good for your health. Our family has them for every meal. In Dongyang, every family likes eating them.”

It takes nearly an entire day to make these unique eggs, starting off by soaking and then boiling raw eggs in a pot of urine. After that, the shells of the hard-boiled eggs are cracked and they continue to simmer in urine for hours.

Vendors have to keep pouring urine into the pot and controlling the fire to keep the eggs from being overheated and overcooked.

Ge said he has been making the snack, popular due to its fresh and salty taste, for more than 20 years. Each egg goes for 1.50 yuan ($0.24), a little more than twice the price of the regular eggs he also sells.

Many Dongyang residents, young and old, said they believed in the tradition passed on by their ancestors that the eggs decrease body heat, promote better blood circulation and just generally reinvigorate the body.

Aly Song / Reuters

51-year-old vendor Ge Yaohua shows the inside of a hard-boiled egg cooked in boys’ urine at his stall

“By eating these eggs, we will not have any pain in our waists, legs and joints. Also, you will have more energy when you work,” said Li Yangzhen, 59, who bought 20 eggs from Ge.

The eggs are not bought only at street stalls. Local residents are also known to personally collect boys’ urine from nearby schools to cook the delicacy in their homes.

The popularity of the treat has led the local government to list the “virgin boy eggs” as an intangible cultural heritage.

Aly Song / Reuters

51-year-old vendor Ge Yaohua (R) passes a bag of hard-boiled eggs cooked in boys’ urine to a customer holding her baby on a street in Dongyang, Zhejiang province.

But not everyone is a fan. Chinese medical experts gave mixed reviews about the health benefits of the practice, with some warning about sanitary issues surrounding the use of urine to cook the eggs.

Some Dongyang residents also said they hated the eggs.

“We have this tradition in Dongyang that these eggs are good for our health and that it would help prevent things like getting a cold,” said Wang Junxing, 38. “I don’t believe in all this, so I do not eat them.”

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Sign of apocalypse? Clay Matthews does adult diaper ad

Thursday, March 29th, 2012

By Duane Dudek of the Journal Sentinel

March 29, 2012 7:34 a.m.

“I know you guys don’t need them,” the announcer says when he approaches several pro football players – without adding the word “yet” – but would you guys try on these new Depend adult diapers for charity?

No, this is not some Funny or Die video.

This is the new Depend ad campaign for the company’s new form-fitting diapers, called “Real Fit for Men” and “Silhouette for Women.” The women’s ad features actress Lisa Rinna.

According to The New York Times, $75,000 was donated to the player’s charity. The other players include DeMarcus Ware and Wes Welker.

Watch the ad below and weep.